butt snorkel


a hand-held -n-l cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or muslim shower.
every time i try to use the toilet in india, the floor is covered with b-tt snorkel water.
v. to stick one’s face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). for optimal b-tt-snorkeling, the b-tt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
person 1: “that is the finest -ss i’ve ever seen.”

person 2: “what i wouldn’t do to b-tt-snorkel that beauty!”

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