butt sprinkler


a b-tt sprinkler occurs approximately 314 minutes after consuming spicy, or an otherwise dangerous food. it takes place when a human lacks the ability to control their grasps onto the toilet and instead must stand up in an l shape, wrenching their midsection with their arms. to deal with sizable flow out of the b-tthole and onto the stalls, the l shaped human spews feces all over the floor and ceiling of the restroom, leaving the white bathroom colored walls, your favorite shade of olive, mustard or mousse
yo, i was walking into the girls bathroom today, and there was diarrhea all over the walls. some girl got b-tt sprinkler today. poor mike is going to have to clean it all up.

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