Butt Spud


when a girl has crusty build up in her -ss crack. depending on the size they can be called “crater tots”. if you slam her cheeks together, you can make “chips”.
“she had so many b-tt spuds, you could go “bobbing for tots” all night long.”
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the brown m-ss that leaves your derrier every twenty four hours, often helped by a gentle squeeze. poo, excriment, t-rd, plop, shanny, sh-t, cr-p, douglas hurd.
i’ve just dropped a b-tt spud in the john, she’s a beauty!

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