butt sticker poop
an alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, b-tt sticker p–p refers to a p–p that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels p–p from the b-tt into the toilet, instead clinging to the b-tt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.
while the exact causes of b-tt sticker p–p are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low pot-ssium levels, wild and unkempt -n-l hair, and underwear that doesn’t fit properly.
b-tt sticker p–p is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with bsp as they may be irritable and surly until the condition p-sses. for those suffering with bsp doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-p–p shower.
thomas: hey wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.
wendell: thanks big t, but i don’t know if it was worth it i have a mondo case of b-tt sticker p–p.
thomas: holy toledo! bsp is never fun, you better hit the showers
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