butt surfing
sliding your hard-on up and down inside your (male or female) partner’s b-tt crack, usually gently slapping your lower abdomin and hips against the b-tt cheeks as you ‘surf’.
may involve slipping the tip of the c-ck into the -n-s you p-ss by it on each ‘ride’. b-tt surfing may, but not necessarily, c-mulate in giving your partner a full on -ss f-cking. use a condom if you do this.
works best on a tight, rounded -ss.
after a good day at a beach, brad and i took a shower together. i whipped off his red speedos, lent him against the tiled wall and gave him a good b-tt surfing.
when your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its b-tt. usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. usually means its time to get their -n-l glands squeezed.
reece is b-tt surfing again. looks like its time to go to the vet!
my dog b-tt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
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