butt-swab


an annoying person who seems like they just keep picking at you for no apparent reason.
if your little brother comes into your room, and then starts to do something to deliberatley annoy you.
a swab of dooky the has been scr-ped from your b-m while wiping.
alex has some of kristines b-ttswab on her finger.

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