butt-weasel
b-tt-weasel.
a person of either or both genders that likes to crawl up others b-tts! it is simply their favourite p-ss time. false and a walking oxymoron!
stop being such a b-ttweasel katrina
a guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. a specially trained -ss-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your -n-s from intrusion.
when i came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my b-tt-weasel saved my -ss. frank was well hung,he tangled with a b-tt-weasel and now he’s well hung in a jar. remember boys take care of your b-tt-weasel, and your b-tt-weasel will take care of you.
(1) a word, first coined in inquest magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) a weasel that generally dwells in peoples’ -sses.
(1) “man, george is such a b-ttweasel.”
(2) “that’s not hemorrhoids, i think you’ve got b-ttweasels!”
an expensive but very effective means of hiv prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.
thanks to my b-tt-weasel i’m not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. the b-tt-weasel don’t leave home without it. sure the b-tt-weasel is expensive but, what’s your -ss worth?
a b-ttmunch, dingus, p–py face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.
1. gah! why does my internet have to be such a b-tt weasel!
2. dude, stop being a b-tt weasel and answer your phone!
a sneaky -ss bandit; a snaker of other men’s girlfriends
“dude, don’t let that b-ttweasel near your sister”
a very derogatory name for whom you wish would crawl into paris hilton’s b-tt hole and suffocate.
jake: dude jose stole my bike and f-cked my sister!
derrick: wow, what a jerk!
jake: not just a jerk, a f-cking evil, disgusting, piece of sh-t b-tt weasel!
a jerk of a person with no moral sense.
“dave is such a b-ttweasel for cheating on her.”
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