buttbooked
like b-ttdialing, but when using facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. sometimes my phone is so smart, i think i’ve also b-ttbought items on amazon.
i just checked my facebook and i totally must have b-tt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. b-ttbooked?
(resubmitting, because i used the wrong pseudonym, used drmaestas but should’ve been just dmaestas, please correct thanks!)
like b-ttdialing, but when using facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. sometimes my phone is so smart, i think i’ve also b-ttbought items on amazon.
i just checked my facebook and i totally must have b-tt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. b-ttbooked?
like b-ttdialing, but when using facebook app on your smartphone then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. sometimes my phone is so smart, i think i’ve also b-ttbought items on amazon.
i just checked my facebook and i totally must have b-tt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. b-ttbooked?
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