Buttcrack of dawn
very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
g-d i’m tired, that d-mned dog woke me up at the b-ttcrack of dawn
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early morning sunrise over the mountains
i’ve been up since the b-tt crack-of-dawn.
an early time of awakening for those that usually get up around noon. thus, the time would be something like 10-11 a.m. or so.
lou: what time did you get up?
stu: today it was like the crack of dawn for me! like 11 a.m.
lou: dude, that’s more like the b-tt crack of dawn.
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