Butter the Muffin


when you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.
spot the dog growled as jack b-ttered jane’s m-ffin. b-tter the m-ffin.
while snowboarding, manual your tail then 180 and manual front
“man, i was shredin’ some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden i decided to b-tter the m-ffin that made everybody look. yeah, bro!”
to snowboard on your edge. used to desribes someone who sucks a snowboarding and slides down the mountain on his edge.
“i was just b-ttering the m-ffin when i hurt my leg.”
p-ssy the -ss :p
b-tter the m-ffin: no need for examples!

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