to liberally apply b*tter or margarine to one’s lover’s buns (b*ttocks) in preparation for *n*l s*x.
baby gurl come over here, i’m gonna b*tter yo bread tenderly 😉
when you get something for free but it’s soooooo cheap or useless that you just want to throw it away. that guy gave me his broken umbrella and said, “take this, it’s free man.” i told him, oh thanks for your broken umbrella. what a f*cking freejip!
- ogre donkey
a r*t*rded, really short girl sydney is a ogre donkey
- yes sure mate
when you don’t believe someone and are like course 1)hey i got a new car me: yes sure mate 1)i swear i did
a word that comes from the sound something would make if it made a sound. blob is a kindamotopoeia because shapes don’t make sounds.