butter your own damn biscuits
when your significant other asks you to put b-tter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.
wife – “honey, i’m to fat to reach the knife drawer. can you spread b-tter on my toast?.”
husband – “b-tter your own d-mn biscuits. you fat wh-r-!”
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