buttered muffin


a p-ssy with c-m in it
is your m-ffin b-ttered ? would you like me to -ssign someone to b-tter your m-ffin ? – b-ttered m-ffin
a v-g-n- with sperm in it
nick was having s-x with katie and he totally b-ttered her m-ffin. b-ttered m-ffins
a girl who has had many partners. (primarily english)
i went out with this girl last friday, but my friend warned me she was a real b-ttered m-ffin, and i decided to quit it.
after almost reaching -rg-sm from doggy style, proceed to -j-c-l-t- on your partners derriere and m-ssage the fun fluid in–b-ttering the m-ffin
afetr seeing her just once, all i could think about was giving her a b-ttered m-ffin
a girl’s p-ssy and -n-s after somone b-tters her m-ffin. this is a s-xual act involving oral s-x to both holes, and half a stick of b-tter melted in the v-g-n- used as lubricant for b-tt s-x.
“momy! momy! can i have a b-ttered m-ffin? the man at the store said he’d like to give me one and i realy like m-ffins!”

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