buttfish

the act of quickly sliding a hand between a persons b-tt cheeks and then briefly wiggling the hand in a fish-like manner.
my friend was bending over so i gave her a b-ttfish.
as i walked by the guy in the bar i b-ttfished him.
hey jerk, quit b-ttfishing me!
(verb): sperm that live in the -n-l cavity after being deposited by the donor along with seminal fluids through -n-l s-x. they remain in the r-ct-m swimming around, occasionally swimming out of the -n-s and often being pushed out by feces. they can live inside the host/hostess’s body for three to five weeks before they die, often of malnourishment. they are carniverous, eating other sperm, until one “fish” becomes the dominant head. though harmless, besides the occasional constipation, b-tt fish can become an embarr-ssment and the subject of constant joking and mockery towards the individual who acted as the host.
green lantern: did you hear that wonderwoman had b-tt fish?

wolverine: haha, no way, who gave them to her?

flash: i heard it was superman, he boned her so hard she won’t sh-t for weeks!
a legendary picture of a man having a fish shoved up his b-tt and exposing it on a camera to the internet for all to see.

used by many courageous fleet commanders in eve online to demoralise the enemy in local channels, especially when trolling or smack talking needs to be done.
eve fc in local system chat : “hey guys look at our epic kill ”
everyone else in chat: “oh god what the f-ck is that sh-t? i am pet-tioning this, you disgusting piece of sh-t, why don’t you post something normal like alabama hotpockets or something”
another term for a bowel movement.
i dropped a m-ssive b-ttfish after eating all those krystal’s.
1. adjective used to describe a female who smells of both b-tt and fish.

2. adjective used to describe a male who smells of both b-tt and fish
that chick smells like b-tt fish (taint)

that dude smells like he just got some from b-tt fish girl.
noun: one who is stupid, foolish, or overly annoying. (compare to acting like an -ss)

not limited to people. but not applicable to objects.
1) “descartes was such a b-ttfish.”

2) “stop poking me, b-ttfish”.