butthawk
the punk movement takes the back door–a mohawk for your -sscrack.
dan’s b-tthawk erupts from his crack.
(n)b-tt-tawk
a term used mostly within redneck and trailer dwelling society. the action of excessive and unsubstantiated speach.
also see “verbal diarehea”
“yea, cousine klemp wuz just a hootin’ and a hollerin’ about who was tha king ’round these here parts… sounded like a whole’lotta b-tthawk to me.
marques d tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. for this, i salute you.
diarrhea-
speech-
“my nemz marques and i am haf not got teh spelinz”
a leader of the once powerful native-american tribe who died by falling off his horse! the tribe then tossed him in the river walking away shaking their heads on how such a great leader could have died in such a stupid way…
1693, new york state…
1)(n)a b-tthawk is a bird with an unusually large…yeah…
2)(n)a native american leader who was (read above definiton)
3)(n)an annoying person, a b-tthead, or the way my little brother says ‘b-ttock’
1)look at that bird! its b-tt is huge! that must be a b-tthawk!
2)here lies chief b-tthawk…
3)g-ddammit, jones! stop being such a b-tthawk!
i dunno, but it’s funny!
-can’t type because she’s too busy laughing and then laughing harder because she snorted!-
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