Butthurt American


an american who takes it too seriously when some one from europe or canada makes fun of him for living in a country filled with fat, r-t-rded, culturally defficient r-t-rds, and then whines about it every chance he can whilst talking to aa european, or a canuck (i say this with affection.

granted that makes a minir percentage of the population of our country and, being stereotyped sucks.

yet these fat, r-t-rded, culturally defficient r-t-rds some how end up running our god d-mned government.
so apparently, we have a f-cking problem… stop electing r-t-rds.
example 1.

person 1: this guy from england told me over an anonymous chatroom that he thinks i’m fat and stupid because i live in the u.s. i’m going to go find my canadian friend and whine at him.

person 2: -eating his mountain dew flavored dorrito cupcakes.- you do that, billy-bob!

person 1: ‘murika

example 2:

person 3: -random european guy talking to his friend.- i totally trolled that b-tthurt american last night.

person 4: you should have invited me.

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