buttkiss


a life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little p-n-s for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.
man, marcus is such a b-ttkiss. all that life donk does is mooch off his momma tina and lose money.
to spread one’s unwashed, possibly unwiped b-ttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. and kiss.
ryan spilt the last of our milk, so i totally b-ttkissed his pillow. he has pinkeye.
a “b-tt kiss” is when you take a sh-t and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your -ss.
that t-rd was so long, it actually gave me a b-tt kiss when it snapped off!
the physical act of placing your b-tt against someone else’s and simultaneously farting.
dude, when we b-ttkissed she had a wet one. it smelled horrible.
the touching of one smokers lit cigarette to another’s unlit cigarette with both cigs still in their respective owner’s mouths. used to light up in the absence of a lighter.
dude 1: got a light?
dude 2: nah, we can b-tt kiss though.
dude 1: gay, but do want a smoke.
someone who sucks up.
janw is such a b-ttkiss

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