Buttlard
the white stuff that comes out of a r-ct-m after prolonged -n-l s-x, usually when the -n-l cavity is stretched and unable to close.
man 1: dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
man 2: wait what?
man 1: yea, she took the whole football team up the -ss, she blew out and everything
man 2: -shudders- ugh.. thanks for the mental image of b-ttlard man
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a man’s p-n-s under 3 inches in length. (see also: microp-n-s) guy 1- did you saw the coach in the showers? guy 2- oh sh-t yeah, he has a b-tton p-n-s!
- calmbit
a computer science term for an unused portion of computer memory, usually a single bit (the alternative being calmbytes and so on for increasingly larger amounts). after booting up his brand-new system d operating system, hans reiser realized that he had only 55 calmbits of ram left for the rest of his programs.
- Charlie Charlie Challenge
the game where you summon a demon by putting two pencils in a cross formation with the yes and no parts, expect to get b-tt raped while asleep charlie charlie challenge, charlie charlie do you eat my booty like groceries while i’m asleep? -yes- ahhh
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low wage income earned in a fast food establishment, specifically at a fast food chicken place. i drink pabst because of these oppressive chicken wages.
- clay turd
a thick, sticky t-rd with the consistency of clay. usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your b-ttcheeks and takes forever to clean up. oh no, i just went for quick sh-t but it turned out to be a clay t-rd!