buttonfuck
1. to cause a software or hardware malfunction in an electronic device by pressing an unknown combination or sequence of b-ttons. sometimes this can be caused by someone running their fingers across the b-ttons on the front of a device or just mashing the b-ttons.
2. to exercise proficiency in a particularly awkward method of entering data into an electronic device. for instance, using a playstation 3 controller quickly enough to have a chat session or surf the web with ease. another example would be using a cell phone without a full qwerty keyboard to text prolifically.
1. todd b-ttonf-cked the microwave now its stuck in the clock setting mode.
2. doug, why don’t you just marry your ps3 you b-ttonf-ck that thing to death anyway.
when one is so h-rny and desperate they dry f-ck thier b-tton up jeans until the b-ttons pop off.
omg! jordan b-ttonf-cked himself out of his jeans.
dude your b-ttons are undone have you been b-ttonf-cking?
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