Buttonhook
during s-x, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her b-tt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming “b-ttonhook!!!” or “zoinks!”
i couldn’t hear jen cry when i gave her the hucklebuck, because i was of course shouting, “b-ttonhook!”
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