Buttrape, Texas
a small town in texas where it’s illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: b-tt rape. b-ttrape, texas is a supernatural place that sp-wns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of texas.
1) lost traveler: “excuse me, sir. i’m lost. can you tell me the name of this town so i can find it on the map?
resident: “son, yer in b-ttrape, texas.”
2) person 1: wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the h-ll is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?”
person 2: “oh g-d! we’re in b-ttrape, texas!
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