Butts Talking
loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.
doug: hey man, you ready to go play some cards?
alexander: sure just don’t sit by me though.
doug: why?
alexander: (fffrrrvvvvrrrtttttt) cause my b-tts talking loud and proud tonight.
doug: jesus, what did you eat?
alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.
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