Buttshoes


shoes for your b-tt. come in all different styles and sizes. they are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. b-ttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.
joe: hey dude, what are you doing?

connor: just strapping on my b-ttshoes so i’ll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

joe: are you gonna sit on your girlfriend’s face with them later?

connor: you know it!

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