Buttstache


1) an abnormal amount of hair in the b-tt area.

2) anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the b-tt region.
1) ” wow did you see anthony’s b-ttstache? it is soooo nasty.”

2)” holy macaroni, chris is one giant b-ttstache.”
when the hair in your -ss crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.
hey, nice b-ttstache!!!
the collection of hair around and atop the -sshole. forming a moustache of sorts on the b-tt.
“d-mn bro, nice b-ttstache.”
a hairy, unkept b-m.
that girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn’t waxed her b-ttstache in months.
similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a ‘b-tt-stache’ is the patch of hair found just above a mans b-tt crack.
quote “baby, you gotta shave your b-tt-stache”

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