buttwedge
the male p-n-s, specifically when used to penetrate anothers -n-s.
bob: john, i dropped the soap. will you get it for me?
john: yeah, i got it man. (sproing) what? what the f-ck is that sh-t?
bob: oh, sorry, it’s just my b-ttwedge.
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