buttwitzer


what your -ss turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high alt-tude; high velocity t-rd ejection; medical condition known as hafpt (high alt-tude flatulence propelled t-rdage). derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the howitzer.
that dude splashed the ceiling above the john — b-ttwitzer!

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