buy a vowel
this means that you don’t exactly understand what someone is saying, and you’d like them to elaborate
person a: “i have a friend who has a friend who’s friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who’s girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who’s doctor’s doctor’s doctor’s doctor ate a bigmac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted”
person b: “can i buy a vowel?”
to purchase illegal substances popular at raves. two especially are indicated in this phrase:
1) lsd, also known as acid (a)
2) mdma, also known as ecstasy (e)
as a and e are vowels, to “buy a vowel” is to purchase one of these drugs. the phrase is derived from the popular “wheel of fortune” television game show, but its raver connotations were spread by the movie “groove.”
buyer: “hi. i want to buy a vowel.”
dealer: “all right. a or e?”
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