Buzzing off the table
when a persons cell phone vibrates a lot, because of constant text messages. so the phone makes an annoying buzzing sound.
it is a spin off of the phrase, “the phone is ringing off the hook”. now that we have text messages, we have the phrase, “your phone is buzzing off the table”
john’s gets his 6th text message in 30 seconds
tom: john, your phone is “buzzing off the table”
john: yea i know, sorry, i’m in an important convo.
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