Bweeman
a booger that a man stuffs into his peehole to pressurize his c-mshot.
that bweeman was so sticky, i nearly blew her face off.
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the act of positioning your p-n-s between your legs to look like a girl. he had a bucktucker, and looked pretty hot.
- dick craze
crazed for the peen. guy: look at that girl gettin’ all crazy over d-ck! other guy: she must have the d-ck craze.
- alburtus
one who consistently rocks that sh-t, whatever it is, cooking, work, s-x, whatever. often having a monster c-ck and f-cks like a machine. exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead. this guy must be an alburtus. he just alburtused that sh-t.
- the mudpuppy
when penetrating a womens r-ct-m with your beef whilst they drop a load. “dude, that girl kelly totally gave me the mudpuppy”
- naitard
a portmanteau of “naive” and “r-t-rd”. describe someone who willingly and ignorantly believe in something that even a r-t-rded person would not. guy friend: you honestly think your wife is just playing tennis every night with her mr. tennis coach? you are a freaking naitard!