C-Mess


boy who’s name begins with a c and spluges his pants early, hence “mess”. usually tall and brags about getting with rank b-tches. will stick his d-ck in sh-t but shys away from lickin clean puss. also -ssociated with f-ggot -ss, f-ck stick, and c-m guzzler.
“dude stop acting like such a c-mess, that girl is losing interest!!!”

girl #1: “collin is looking pretty fly tonight”
girl #2: ” no i hear he’s a c-mess…”
girl #1: “oh! well then f-ck that!”

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