C Mont
a type of haircut usually given to an unsuspecting p-ssed out drunks ….. named after c montgomery burns who wears the haircut proudly
have you seen old mates hair thismorning he got c monted hard
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meaning c-nt off and bleed h-llo you sp-ck, just coab internet talk, short for christ on a bike. “hey, bernard, look at that fool” “coab” crack open a beer it’s been a tough day, can’t wait to coab ! quite simply, a “coab” is a cute oriental asian boy. who, although not included in the […]
- estafu
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when a woman is unable to engage in s-xual activity because she is menstruating. “sorry baby, you probably want to stay away from that area. i’m out of commission.” or “you might want to be careful down there… i’m still a little bit out of commission…” or “uh, you should jump me now, ’cause i’m […]
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the extreme version for intense, radical and pushing the limits of what is possible in life. a noun and verb all at once. that guy is jradical! wow, did you see that, it was jradical!
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when banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. this process only happens when you don’t have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the -sshole with insufficient funds fees. dude 1: “f-ck dude! my bill came through today and so did […]