c-tard


c-tard is a term invented and popularized in england. the full term is ‘computerely r-t-rded’ (sic) but was later shortened to c-tard. it is a slang term to describe someone who has little experience or is just plain stupid when it comes to computers. the term can be used in a derogatory way but is often used for its comedic value.
jeff: what the h-ll is this ‘windows’ i keep hearing about
cloud: d-mn c-tard
a computer programmer that prefers the old-school programming language “c” and believes that all “object oriented” approaches are just overcomplicating the task of programming a machine. he also thinks the c language is aesthetically superior to any other language.
john refuses to use c++ because he thinks it is ugly and stupid. he is such a c-tard!

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