Cable and Commitment
when you’ve been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you’d rather get off to reruns of softcore hbo/cinemax/showtime p-rnos than have s-x with your significant other.
(wife walks into the living room wearing an “i heart ellen” t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
wife: hey, honey. wanna netflix and chill tonight? -wink-
husband: ugh
(husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the u-verse remote)
husband: looks like it’s a cable and commitment night
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