cacatoot
v. – to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the -n-s.
n. – a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the -n-s.
(blend of caca and toot).
1. in attempting to discreetly p-ss gas, i accidentally cacatootled.
2. i thought i just had to toot, but it turned out to be a cacatoot.
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