cactopus
mythical or supposed hybid amphibious octopus with fur and a cat’s head.
horace, 1676; “i comme apon theyt cactopus inne theyt wooden acrye, half inne-to brookye, tenntacyles waveyt.”
when a girl hasn’t shaved her p-b-s in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.
i picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. after some hot s-x i looked down and i was bleeding excessively
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