cactus balls
the effect of not having shaved your usually clean shaven t-st-cl-s for enough time that they grow short unwanted stubs.
man, i have cactus b-lls, and it itches like h-ll.
when it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scr-t-m and the hair has grown out becoming pr-ckly.
“last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and i told him, ‘no way, it is time to manscape again. so until you do, i ain’t puttin your cactus b-lls in my mouth!'”
when a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.
cactus b-lls chode peter panjob
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