Cactus Pussy
1. when a girl shaves very badly and it feels like going down on a cactus.
2. when a girl has not shaved in a really long time.
guy: “last night khristina told me she finally shaved… but i was in for a surprise… she had a cactus p-ssy!”
a feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.
“recognizable by the sharp sensations during s-x.”
-brian hunter
“my p-n-s slipped out and… owww! i was chaffed by cactus p-ssy.”
a masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. the person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift v-g-n-. and because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.
“golly i been on this trail long, i haven’t done the pokey with my girl down in the wh-r-house in weeks. gee i think i ‘oughta fashion myself a cactus p-ssy!
when you have a not fully shaved v-g-n-; or just grown in pubic hair
jared: d-mn leah why you gotta have a cactus p-ssy?
leah: sorry boo i didnt have time to shave!
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