Cadburys creme smeg
to cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing partic-p-nt, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. wrap back up in foil wrapper. that’s how i eat mine!
would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
that tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)
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