caddlecrack
an exciting game where one places a skinned, headless, horse carc-ss on their head and yells racial insults at a p-sserby. p-sserby(s)/onlookers are encouraged to hurl bricks at the contestants. the winner is the person with the most bricks collected still able to stand.
in midtown (wherever) a game of caddlecrack had just begun. some neighbors weary of the ongoing games had begun withholding their bricks, others, opportunistically had set up stalls. this afternoon’s caddlecrack was going to be an event to remember.
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