CaddyMad
the highest point of mortal anger. common instances include awkward silences ending with a sense of impending doom, or death threats involving beating you to death with such objects as a nerf mace. the best approach to dealing with a caddymad individual is changing your name and ident-ty, then spending the rest of your life living on a remote mountaintop. responding in any other fashion has been officially cl-ssified as suicide, and is not advised in any situation.
anger is cl-ssified into twelve distinct categories: gandhi, stoned, asleep, average, annoyed, irritated, ticked off, p-ssed off, angered, wrathful, homicidal rampage, and caddymad. a numerical system of anger was once proposed, but declined due to the fact that even infinity is too small too contain caddymad.
an actor leaves before a performance, and must be replaced at the last minute. another actor is caddymad, and when he shows up the next day he is mysteriously never seen again, although he does make a surprise reappearance as the part of yorick in the next showing of hamlet.
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