Caesarian Section


a caesarian section is where a doctor puts a hole in a pregnant woman’s uterus to make the baby come out, instead of the normal way. many women choose to do this to “keep their p-ss-es snapper ready”.
person 1: “i heard the mary got a caesarian section.”

person 2: “yeah, and now her p-ssy is snapper ready!”

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