Caetlin


mysterious, evil but huggable ninja -ssasin who loves to eat hot cheetos and babies. someday, she will be raving in downtown tokyo with her panda back-up panda emiri (emiri doesnt get the whole joke on pen-island, spell it!) anyhow, back to what i was saying about caetlin, if you mess with her at all, you will eventually will be raped by her little group like joe and ken. shall be kidnapped and stuffed in various closets. cat will take responsibility fo sho.
oh caetlin, stop eating babies!
i’m a caetlin, fo sho.

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