cuban espresso made from a dark roast coffee
i’m going out for a cafecito. does anyone else want one?
- swing mill
when your girl is swinging on a swing set and she flys off and lands on your d*ck while you are windmilling it. while chilling at the playground santina decided to surprise me by swing milling me for our 1 week anniversary
the reptilian brotherhood hisssssss
is when you are texting while taking a sh*t at the same time. we were textshing for a while
- any key now
imaginary key on a typical pc keyboard programs often ask you to click. “imaging complete press any key now” “to continue press any key now”