Cafeteria Man


an -sshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.
“did you steal those fries?”

“back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you’re practically 50”

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