caffeination failure


when copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
after falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

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