Caffeine Window
the daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. no amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. a common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.
dude1: f-ck, i’ve missed my caffeine window, i feel a headache developing.
dude2: rookie error dude, that’s you should always keep a few no-doze handy when you don’t have time to grab some coffee.
2. a window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. for the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullsh-t, in which he’s either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
dude 1: i can’t have coffee at night anymore.
dude 2: oh? why’s that?
dude 1: waaaay too late. i’m outside today’s caffeine window.
dude 2: ha! whatever…
dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
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