Cake Monster
a girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she’s busted.
a girl who has to scr-p a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
that jersey girl is a total cake monster.
my bed looks like a cake monster slept in it last night.
a girl that flirts with a guy but when a guy asks her out she always says no
josh:tavia is such a tease
bill:wat you mean?
josh: i asked her out and she said no
bill: she’s a cakemonster thats why
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