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• cake f.m.

  talking on speaker phone with your significant other while in the car with other individuals. therefore forcing every one to listen to you sweet talk, instead of listening to the radio like everyone else would prefer. i was forced to listen to cake f.m. all the way home, my friends a d-ck..shoot me now.

• California Speedway

  shoving a tube into a girl’s -ss then rolling hotwheels cars down it. “give me a california speedway!”

• calling anna

  a common code word used among white anglo-saxon males to signal their attempt at masturbating without interruption. hey toad f-ck off i am calling anna, its gonna be about 30 minutes, im having a deep coversation….ohh my god yeah.

• Canadianland

  the new, logical name for canada. makes sense because it’s a land with ‘canadians’, and so it could be called canadianland. but ‘canadian’ referrs to a person from canada, so technically this word means a country full of people from canada. canadianland: this is the most f-cked up definition ever

• cancellation bear

  originally used by tvbythenumbers, the “cancellation bear” is the theory that tv shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they’re the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear. i love parks and rec. i hope the cancellation bear is out to get […]

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