Cal U
the most common name for california university of pennsylvania, cal u is a school of about 6000 students located in a town of the same name. it is located in an old steel producing town that is outside of but easily accessible from suburban pittsburgh. cal u is often ridiculed because at one point it was seen as admitting people to easily. however, this communter school isn’t so bad anymore. in sports, the school won a pair of d-ii softball championships in 1997 and 1998 and a women’s basketball crown in 2003.
cal u is good enough.
located a few miles from i-70 in southwestern pennsylvania in california, pa is the great campus of caluofpa. with one stop light, one gas station, a few dive bars and zero fast food restaurants, the town is quite boring. that is why many of us students have come to binge drink every day that ends in “y”. not many people come here because they want a “good education”, if that were the case they would be at pitt. we come to cal to get a good looking degree and drink enough that everyone is good looking. so if you are looking to visit cal, or are attending in the fall, cheers. we shall see you soon.
let’s go party our faces off at cal u tonight
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