Calamari Meatslap
the act of getting cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and har-ssed by very loose saggy beef curtains.
guy1: dude, i got woken up by multiple calamari meatslaps…
guy2: sh-t man! you got snail trails all over you face?!
guy1: it’s like davey jones’ eskimo kisses…
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